This trucker had been driving his eighteen wheeler for hours and he was hot and tired so he stopped at his favorite brothel he'd patronized for years.
Mabel answers the door and says, "Hey there Ed. What can I do for you."
Ed replies, "You know I've been trading here for twenty years and this time I'd like something different."
"Well" says Mabel, "we got Annie, Betty and Lucy - she takes it up the 'attic'".
"Hell no, I want something different" says Ed.
Mabel says, "Oh, I'll send Hurricane Jessie. She's new. Now you go on to your room."
Ed goes to his room and gets all prepared. Soon this big Amazon of a gal comes in and she's puffing and a blowing.
She straddles old Ed and starts swinging back and forth, her big boobs just knocking the hell outta his head. He cried, "What in the hell's going on?"
"I'm Hurricane Jessie and that's the coconuts falling off the coconut trees".
Pretty soon she starts pissing all over him and says this is the monsoon rains that come with the hurricane.
Ed jumps off the bed and Hurricane Jessie says, "What's wrong honey, don't you like it?"
He said,"I'm leaving. Who in hell could fuck in this kind of weather?!"
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