10 Points to Ponder for 2010
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two moods: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and he won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky...
Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather:
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 :
"Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers: What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."
Here comes another year!
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle
