Wait just a minute now. Apparently this Ms. Douglas lives in the Ft. Worth area, and while we may not be suffering from witch problems lately, we do have an overabundance of ear losses. I've been blaming the government with their overtesting for gas wells, but now that I think about it, it is possible that it's due to the 2 ft. mosquitos we have flying around here.
I'd like to know where this woman lives. I'd like to nominate her for Governor.
"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."