Two rednecks, Earl and Bubba, were driving down the road one day drinking a Bud. Earl looks up and says, "Lookiee up thar, Bubba...I see a real Po-leese roadblock...them Pol-eese mans gonna catch us a drinkin."
Bubba says, "No sir-ee they won't either. You do exlaxly like I says. Finish your beer, peel the label off and put the bottle unda your seat. Now, stick the label on your far-head."
Earl does exactly as Bubba says. They pull up to the roadblock and stop with the beer labels sticking to the middle of their heads. Naturally, the first thing the policeman asks is, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No Sir," says Bubba. "We're on the "patch"!!
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle
