8000 Incorporated (EIGH)

[tnzalu]

Inflation alert:

Ok, EIGH board. I may be slow. Really slow. But I am going to put my foot down. Ever since people with longer Ihub usernames have been on this board, EIGH's pps is experiencing severe inflation, and we all know what a threat inflation is to the economy. The fact is, some of us weren't done buying EIGH below .06.

Now we have someone with a username of verylongstoppedrinkingthecoolaid. This is the last straw.

Effective immediately, people with usernames greater than 6 characters can only buy EIGH before 11a. Otherwise who knows how much I am going to be paying for EIGH? I can only buy every two weeks at payday. I ask you for some mercy. This sucks.