This won't work real well at Wal-Mart, since they don't even offer paper, but the rest of the story fits, so here goes.
I'm in the check out lane a couple days ago, the cashier is pleasantly ringing up my beer purchases, when out of the blue, he(she) asks: Didn't you used to work at Bonneville Power Administration? I replied yes. He(she) asked were you in the warehouse area, I said yes. He(she) replied that he(she) was the Foreman 3 at the warehouse. I looked at the nametag, it said "Elie". I heard the deep voice, looked at the facial features, saw the long blue fingernails and the dress, and decided quickly I was in a no win situation LOL.
Allen had become Ellen and had gone from unloading electical supplies at a warehouse to ringing up groceries at Wally Mart.
Now if this doesn't define bi-sacksual, I don't know what will LMAO.