(OT)Selling a pig is no fun, unless we have
exercised our artistic inclinations,
and marinated that sucker in lipstick, first.
Maybe we can get Britanny Spears, or Madonna,
to sign this crap, too, and make a real show
of it!
Besides, the media just luv new laws
and regulations; they are just so
damn happy with the tough new laws,
they will never remember we had any
laws before at all! It is 1000 times
sexier to pass new laws than it is to
enforce boring, old laws. And, besides,
our best and richest pals can't be
prosecuted under new laws, right?.
Then, they can still hire us when we graduate,
with honors, from "enforcing" the law, OK?
Aquarius