IDO Security, Inc. (fka IDOI)

[tommy 9 fingers]

Two Germans, a husband and a wife are getting into their car after spending the day at the zoo.

Once in the car the husband starts the engine and shortly after the wife starts screaming SNAKE!

To the husbands surprise the starting of the car had disturbed a snake from under the hood that was slowly slithering across the windshield.

He calms his wife and at one point she asks what kind of snake is that? The husband answered "Vell Honey it is a Vindsheild Viper"

Drum Roll please ....... ba dump dum ...LOL