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THE INFAMOUS "BREWSTER" THE ROOSTER

One day..time had come for an old farmer to retire his rooster. So he decided to search for a new one in town at the local flea market.
While there,he stumbled across a rooster standing proud in a cage below a sign that read $500 "Brewster the Rooster".Stunned at the price,the farmer inquired.He was the told of Brewsters staggering libido and eventually bought him with a money-back guarantee.
The farmer was curious if Brewster could live up to this reputation so he watched the first day from his window.By noon Brewster had mated the chickens, ducks, geese and was chasing the goats.This delighted yet concerned the farmer so he decided to talk to Brewster.He told him he should slow down a bit or he would soon die from exhaustion.
Well,the routine continued for the next 3 day's.Then on the 4th,Brewster finished early after chasing down the goats, the cattle and the horses. Mr Brown was upset but not surprised when he saw Brewster lying on his back,feet in the air in the middle of the field.He walked towards him,noticing buzzards circling above and said "Brewster,I told you one of these days it would kill you." Brewster then turned to him slightly,cracked one eye and said "shhhhh,theyre about to land."