AI
"...Harummmmmph.............. I think you should make an honest woman out of her, you old reprobate...!!
Small children are a snap. All you have to do is make everything reasonably fun, and work the system like Sesame Street, Winnie the Pooh's corner, the Cosby's with a slight touch of disciplinarian (..while gazing over the top of your spec's at 'em and looking displeased..) now and then.
If someone has a small accident, your best Snuffleufagus, "...Ohhhhhh dearrrrrrrrr....", some Handi-Wipes and a BandAid or two will generally solve most of the problems.
A pocketful of GumBall Quarters for WalMart or the grocery store is always a good idea, also.
A collection of used but servicable dirt bikes and or a nice sport boat goes a long way with older kids.
Tee hee.
John
(..World's best Granddaddy, per Josie..)
Park your Sub at the iHub - Bub; ....the experience might just "...float your boat..." !!
Small children are a snap. All you have to do is make everything reasonably fun, and work the system like Sesame Street, Winnie the Pooh's corner, the Cosby's with a slight touch of disciplinarian (..while gazing over the top of your spec's at 'em and looking displeased..) now and then.
If someone has a small accident, your best Snuffleufagus, "...Ohhhhhh dearrrrrrrrr....", some Handi-Wipes and a BandAid or two will generally solve most of the problems.
A pocketful of GumBall Quarters for WalMart or the grocery store is always a good idea, also.
A collection of used but servicable dirt bikes and or a nice sport boat goes a long way with older kids.
Tee hee.
John
(..World's best Granddaddy, per Josie..) Park your Sub at the iHub - Bub; ....the experience might just "...float your boat..." !!
.......According to the Great Pumpkin, ".....You're in .....iHub....., Charlie Brown....."!!!
