Rants and Raves

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A woman was away all weekend at a business conference.
During a break, she decided to call home collect.

Her five-year-old son answered and heard a stranger's
voice say, "We have a Wendy on the line. Will you accept
the charges?"

Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside
screaming, "Daddy! Daddy! They've got Mommy! And they
want money!"