Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got
separated. When they ran into each other later the first
old lady said to the second, "My! Did you see that statue
of the naked man back there?"

The second old lady replied, "Yes! I was absolutely
shocked! How can they display such a thing! Why the
penis on it was so large!"

Where upon the first old lady accidentally blurted out,
"...and cold, too!"