Any Good Jokes?

[HoosierHoagie]

Wondered what happened to my Truck..and I have work to do today..Hmmm..

Here is one for you...<g>

The Power of the Badge

A BIA officer stops at a ranch in Navajo land, and talks with an old
Navajo Sheep herder. He tells the old Navajo man, 'I need to inspect
your ranch for illegally grown drugs.'

The old Navajo says, 'Go-head, but don't go in dat field over der' as
he points out the location with his lips.

The BIA officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the
authority of the Federal Government with me.' Reaching into his rear
pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the
farmer. 'See this badge?

‘This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish...on any land. No
questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you
understand?'

The old Navajo nods politely, says ‘ok den', and goes about his
chores.

A short time later, the old Navajo hears loud screams and sees the BIA
officer running for his life chased close behind by the old Navajo
mans prize bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the
officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "horned" before he reaches
safety. The officer is clearly terrified.

The old Navajo throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at
the top of his lungs.....

'Your badge...Show him your badge !!!'