The Confessional

[teapeebubbles]

A couple that had been married for 20 years, every time
they made love the husband always insisted on shutting
off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this
was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of
this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the
middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she
suddenly turned on the lights.

She looked down ...and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft,
wonderful and larger than a "real one".

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent bastard," she screamed at him,"how could
you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain
yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy... you explain the kids."