ladies only (no men)

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Bar Translations

"No, really, I'm OK to drive."
I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody
see who I am going home with.

"I'm not used to these darts."
I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool
cue when I am this bombed.

"Let's go out to my car and get some cigarettes." (male
to female)
You would look great face down in my lap.

"You get this one, next round is on me."
We won't be here long enough to get another round.

"I'll get this one, next one is on you."
Happy hour is about to end....now beers are 2 pounds,
but by the next round they'll be 4 pounds a pop.

"I haven't seen you around here for a long time."
You stuck up little b%tch, too good for your old
friends??

"Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
I have no interest in talking to you except as a way
to get your attractive friend into a compromising
position.

"Let's get out of here."
I just dumped half a jug of beer into that Harley
guy's helmet.

"Can I get a glass of white sweet wine." (female)
I'm easy.