The Confessional

[teapeebubbles]

delyte went to the ER to have his wedding ring cut off
from his penis.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl
friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got
so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the
ring on his penis while he was asleep.

Now you decide what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married?

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got
on your penis?

3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding
ring?