Rants and Raves

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A fat man was seated on his front steps drinking a can
of beer when a busybody spinster from down the street
began to berate him for his appearance. "What a
disgusting sight," she said. "If that belly was on a
woman, I'd swear she was pregnant."

To which the man smiled and replied, "Madam, it was
and she is."