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Re: laurap post# 885

Wednesday, 11/26/2008 2:10:54 PM

Wednesday, November 26, 2008 2:10:54 PM

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Hope & Change: New Government Seal...



Official Announcement The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

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