Mmmmmmmmmmmalarious!
"mind of the mojo'd magyar magi who is made completely of mighty yet mild and meager magical magicians moxy, and yet he who is no longer marooned by moronic minds who meld together meekly for money matters making us mete more than our morbid share of the most and hath made many out of each one, a moment of millennial motion moving mountains with a momentary mingling of miraculous multitudes"
Just had to P?
"Peter Percieval Patterson's Pet Pig Porky loved Pink Pennies, Purple Pennies, Pineapple Pennies, Pumpkin Pennies and Pretty shiny new pennies, and he saved every one that touched his perty porky hands."
Alliterative, but boring, g! You need a new act.
