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Re: True FL Native post# 17311

Monday, 10/06/2008 2:12:56 PM

Monday, October 06, 2008 2:12:56 PM

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OT TrueFl (and all):

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun

in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter:


'Want coffee.'



The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'



He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,

turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,

causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere

and then just walks out.


The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling

another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to

the waiter

'Want coffee.'



The waiter says 'Whoa, Tonto!

We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.

What was all that about, anyway?'



The Indian smiles and proudly says ...


'Training for position in United States Congress:

Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,

leave mess for others to clean up,

disappear for rest of day.'











I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence... But I can't feed on the powerless when my cup's already overfilled.
-Temple of the Dog


"We didn't build this company on the sniff of an oily rag."
-Anonymous

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