The Confessional

[teapeebubbles]

A young lady, rover, went to a dance, and she had a low-cut,
strapless gown on. Around her neck she wore a little
golden airplane on a long chain. All night she noticed
a young man, staring at her.

In her embarrassment, she held up the airplane and said,
"Oh, you like my airplane, huh?"

The young man smiled mischievously. "No ma'am, I was
just admiring the landing field."