The Confessional

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One day Joe goes to the church and takes a seat in the
confessional.

"Father", he says, "this week I have sinned forty three
times."

"My son", the priest says, "this is a bad thing. Who
did this happen with?"

"My wife, Jill," Joe answers.

"But that is not a sin", the priest says, "That is
common behavior in a marriage."

"I know,", Joe says with a smile, "I was just anxious
to tell someone."