Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

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After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us;

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than us;

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us;

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than us; and

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages
and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Our Government is Trying To Correct This Problem.