The Hangout

[The Original dpb5!]

Yes, I put the bread in the toaster. It always 'seemed' to feel 'at home' there.

Nope, not a complainer. Therefore the toast must have been burned due to molecularly refabrication on the part of you or a group of aliens from XENU.

I pray a huge eulogy of prayers to the bread as I pay the cashier at the grocery store. Is there a better technique perhaps or is all that is required is a humble "please"?

I'll eat the charcoal, whilst erstwhile recalculating my toothpaste budget.

Nope, toaster can't see my robe. I got rid of my toaster with MIRROR SIDE EYES long ago. I hated wondering where they hid the "Toast Cam"!

Blowing Fuses? Blowing a GOURD here! LOL!

Butter? Salted?

You a lefty or a righty?

(You're cracking me up here!)