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The Originaldpb5.........................and his toast!

First off and out of the way forever..."Watch out for what you want, you might get it"

Do you get more satisfaction in a day where you can complain a lot? If yes...this is the realm of sub-conscious toast burners.

"I put the bread in the toaster?" So you admit it?

"I want toast" Did you say Please?

You thought, you thought, you think too much, sit down and eat your charcoal.

If you watch your bread and keep an eye on it it will never burn. No one will steal it either.

Maybe it was the toaster's way of telling you to get a new robe?

Please no homosexual references...next thing we know you will be talking about blowing fuses.

Butter? Salted or unsalted?...there are a lot of subtleties to toasting bread properly.

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