Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church
outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his pathetic
poll standings.
His image handler made a visit to the Bishop and said, "We've been
getting a lot of bad publicity because of the president's position on
stem cell research, the Iraq war, hurricane Katrina, and the
Veterans Administration. We'll make a $100,000 contribution to your
church if during your sermon you will say that the President is a saint."
The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, "The
Church is desperate for funding - I'll do it."
Bush showed up for the sermon, and the Bishop began:
"I'd like to speak to you all this morning bout our President who is a
liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence numb-nut who can't put a
compound sentence together.
He bugged out of combat service during the Vietnam war and went AWOL
to avoid a drug test, then had all reports on the sordid event destroyed.
He is the spawn of a Nazi loving great grandfather who smuggled
anti-Americans into this country on his shipping line.
He took the tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and
manipulate the American people.
He lied about weapons of mass destruction and invaded Iraq for oil
and money, causing the deaths of tens of thousands and making the
United States the most hated country on earth.. It is a six-trillion
dollar folly.
He appointed fund-raiser cronies to positions of power and influence,
leading to widespread death and destruction due to government
paralysis after Hurricane Katrina.
He awarded no-bid cost-plus contracts and tax cuts to his rich
friends so that we now have more poverty in this country and a
greater gap between rich and poor than we've had since the
Depression.
He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing political party since
Teapot Dome.
The national surplus has turned into a staggering national debt of 11
trillion dollars.
Oil rose from $18 to over $120 per barrel, leading to transportation
costs which the people of America cannot afford, with low minimum
wages, part time jobs, no health insurance, and outsourcing.
Vital research into global warming and stem cells is stifled because
he's afraid to lose votes from religious kooks.
He is the worst example of a true Christian I've ever known, but
compared to Dick Cheney......George W. Bush is a saint."
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle
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