The Confessional

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Deviously Brilliant Plan...


An older, white haired man walked into a
jewelry store one Friday evening with a
beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a
special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and
brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, "No, I'd like to see
something more special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his
special stock and brought another ring over.
"Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the
jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her
whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, "We'll
take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be
made and the old man stated, "by check.
I know you need to make sure my check
is good, so I'll write it now and you can
call the bank Monday to verify the funds
and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,
"he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the
old man. "There's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "But
let me tell you about my weekend!"

All Seniors Aren't Senile