The Confessional

[teapeebubbles]

You might be in a "Redneck" volunteer fire department
if....

1) Your department has ever had two emergency vehicles
pulled over for drag racing ... on the way to a fire.

2) Your firehouse has wheels.

3) Fire training consists of everyone standing around
a bonfire, swapping fish stories and drinking.

4) You've ever let someone's house burn down because
they wouldn't let you hunt on their property.

5) You don't own a Dalmatian, but you do have a coon
dog named Sparky.

6) You've walked through a Christmas display and came
up with at least three new ideas for the lighting
scheme on your fire truck.

7) Your engine had to be towed in the last parade
through town.

8) Dispatch can't mention your name without laughing.

9) Your defibrillator is a pair of jumper cables and
a marine battery.

10) Your pumper truck has been *on* fire more times
than it's been *to* a fire.