The Confessional

[teapeebubbles]

You Know You're Going to use these Top 15 Excuses when Caught Sleeping at Work


"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
"This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
"I was working smarter -- not harder."
"Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper."
"Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance."
"It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learnt at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."
"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamt about work!"
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"
"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."