The Confessional

[teapeebubbles]

After returning from his honeymoon inFloridawith his new bride,
Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop to say hello to his
friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treepa?"
Luigi said, "Everytinga wasa perfecto except for da traina ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful
Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta vino, some nice
cigars for me, and we were looking forward to da trip. Everytinga
wasa okey dokey until we getta hungry and open upa a luncha basket. The
conductore come a by, waga hisa finger at us anda say, "no ea in disa
car. Musta use a dining car."
"So, me and my beautiful Virginia,we go to dining car, eat a biga luncha
and start to open a bottle of nice a vino!! Condctore walka by again,
waga hisa finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car. Mustausaa club a
car.' "So, we go to cluba car."
"While drinkina vino, I start to lighta my biga
cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, 'No smokina
disa car. Musta go to smokina car.' "We go to smokina car and I smokea
my biga cigar."
"Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car anda go to bed.
We just about to go boomada boomada and the conductore, he walka through
da hall shouting at da top of hisa voice,
"NOFOLKAVIRGINIA!! NOFOLKAVIRGINIA!!'"
"Next time, I'ma gonna taka a da bus"!!!!!