The Confessional

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Once, there was a man who was so upset by his past deeds
that he decided to visit a church and confess all of
his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to
the confession area and spoke to the pastor.

"Father, I am sinful."

"Yes, son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord
will forgive you."

"Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend,
it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened
between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was
at home except for her sister. We were alone and I
slept with her."

"That's bad my boy, fortunately you realize your
mistake."

"Father, last week I went to her office to look for
her, but nobody was around except for one of her
colleagues, so I slept with her too."

"That's not very good of you."

"Father, last month, I went to her uncle's house to
look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie,
and I slept with her too."

"Father?......... Father?"

Suddenly this guy realized that there was no response
from the Father, he walked over and discovered that
the Pastor was not there. So he began searching for
him.

"Father? Where are you?"

He searched high and low, and finally he found him
hiding under the table behind the piano.

"Father, why are you hiding here?"

"Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody
around here except me."