The Confessional

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An older man approached an attractive younger woman at
a shopping mall.

Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk
to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old
fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your
wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with
tits like yours, she appears out of nowhere.'