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Zogby Poll shows improvement in middle east opinion of USA


lance corporals patrick Davis's family said it had to be done, but they didnt like it. Neither did Mary lou tylers' family

Donald Rumsfield said that great sacrifices had to be made to improve our image in the middle east.

So patrick agreed it was his patriotic duty to be beaten by Bani Sadr's personal aide and then knifed, with his liver cut out then dragged behind a car until his blood was spread in the streets of Najaf, purifiying this holy city against the American occupiers.

Mary Lou Tyler agreed to become a slave girl to the Mullah himself. She said it wasnt so bad ever since she convinced him that running water would be a great addition to the mosque.

Zogby polls now show that the overall opinion of the Unitied states has risen from 14% to 22%. Zogby said it was an improvemnt, and when the israelis stop buying northern Iraq the polls should improve further. He is hoping that the Lawrence High Schools cheerleading teams offer of a rotating slave sponsorship will help, and says the polls might be improved further when the negotiations are finalized to have leading members of the Brooklyn rabbinical School become human sacrifices