The Confessional

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Why Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family...

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying.

He calls his grandson to his bedside.

" Grandson, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos "

"Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda your wife inna bed with another man. "

"Whatta you gonna do then... pointa to your watch and say, Times Up???"