The Confessional

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Murphy's Rules of Sex

- Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger
than them.

- Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

- Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.

- A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a
man, the women he couldn't.

- It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

- Don't say no, say maybe, say any old thing, say come
back in the spring, but don't say no.

- A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't
love her.

- Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

- Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

- Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the
other eight are unimportant.