The Confessional

[teapeebubbles]

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating
their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant when suddenly; a tiny yet beautiful
fairy appeared on their table and said: "For being such
an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a
wish".

"Ooh... I want to travel around the world with my darling
husband," said the woman.

The fairy moved her magic wand and abracadabra! two
tickets for a new round-the-world luxury liner appeared
in her hands.

Then it was delyte's turn. He thought for a moment and
said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity
like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So I'm sorry my
love, but my wish is to have a wife who is 30 years younger
than me".

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a
wish is a wish...So the fairy made a circle with hermagic
stick and abracadabra! the husband became 92 years old.

What is the moral of this story? Men might be idiots
sometimes, but fairies are always female.