The Confessional

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An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone
in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong
to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one
which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am
embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I
want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness
from God and this Christian Family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the
nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember,
you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel
glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again
all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her
head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a
wizard under the sheets."