The Confessional

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A woman says to her mother. "I'm divorcing Sheldon! All
he wants is anal sex and my rear end is now the size of
a fifty cent piece when it used to be the size of a five
cent piece."

Mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire
businessman You live in a 8 bedroom mansion,you drive
a Ferrari, you get $3,000 a week allowance. you take 6
vacations a year and you want to throw all that away for
45 cents."