The Confessional

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THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE
> TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN
> LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES
> THAN CASINOS.
>
> NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME
> WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH
> WHEN THE
> BASKET IS PASSED.
>
> SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM
> MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE
>
> OFFERINGS..
>
> THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR
> COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE
> CHIPS
> ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.
>
>
> THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.