I just finished my taxes and so my mind is cluttered and of course I'm worn out from the hard work... so your e-mail was a double laugh with humor that didn't escape even a tired old man.
BTW... I got a tip from an old friend looking after my interest and told me I could convert my IRA units to a ROTH. I called Fidelity and did it! Now have 100% of all my MOSH units protected and hidden in 3 different ROTH accounts. It didn't cost a cent. I might have to pay some taxes on April 15, 2009, but will be happy to give the gov their small cut if we hit a moon shot! LOL