Rants and Raves

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A bloke is sat at a bar when he sees this gorgeous
woman waiting for her date. He decides to go over and
chat her up.

'I think you're wasting your time, I'm only interested
in women' said the woman.

'Oh come on, I bet I can change your mind' said the bloke.
After ten minutes of the bloke pestering her, she had had
enough.

'OK' said the woman 'I'll sleep with you if you can do
anything for me that my vibrator can't!'

'OK, barman get this lady a drink' he said. 'let's see
your vibrator do that?'