Turns out that paper was published in the Annals of Improbable Research: <A HREF="http://www.improbable.com/airchives/classical/classical-top.html" target="_new">http://www.improbable.com/airchives/classical/classical-top.html</A> Looks like an interesting site. Or, to put it another way, I sighted an interesting cite on an interesting site. <g>