Ihubber's FUN House

[teapeebubbles]

Three women were sitting in a sauna. All of a sudden there was a
> > beeping
> > > > sound. The first woman presses her forearm and the beeping stops.
> The
> > > > others look at her curiously. "That's my pager," she says, "I have
a
> > > > microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone
> rings.
> > > > The second woman lifts her palm to her ear. When she finishes she
> > > > explains,
> > > > "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third
> > > woman,
> > > >
> > > > feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few
minutes,
> > she
> > > > returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from the crack of her
> butt.
> > > > The others raise their eyebrows. "Oh, excuse me," she says, "I'm
> > getting
> > > > a
> > > > fax."