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What is the Name of Your
Penis?
Submitted by: Gregory Pecker


A guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he
realizes it's a
gay bar, but decides, "What the heck, I really
want a
drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he asks
to the
customer, "What's the name of your penis?"

The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of
that. All I
want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve
you until
you tell me the name of your penis."

So the customer turns to the man sitting to his
left who
is sipping on a beer and asks, "Hey bud, what's
the name
of your penis?" The man to left, with a smile,
looks back
and says, "TIMEX." The thirsty customer asks,
"Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a
lickin' and
keeps on tickin'!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella
on his right
sipping on a fruity margarita.

"So, what do you call your penis?" The man to his
right
turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
quality
is Job 1." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford,
lately?"

Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a
moment before he comes up with a name for his
penis. He
turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of
my
penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."

The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer,
but
with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"

The customer says, "STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT
MADE FOR A WOMAN!"