Pirate Traders

[Ben Dover]

I see that some guidance counselors are claiming that WE don't know what Greenspan will do at the next FOMC meeting, but if WE did, we would "play the market that way".

Who the heck is "we", anyway.

Not me, I can tell you that.

It must be "them", not "we".

Uh....there will be no rate hike. The wags on CNBC will interpret this as a positive and the COMP will rally on the news to above 2000.

But wait! If you call in the next ten minutes, Psychic Alien Market Predictions will tell you where exactly the top will be, when to short it, and how far it will go down after you short it.

Unless you are Twistoid the Clown from Hell, in which case GO LONG! GO LONG! I'm Mr. Vegas. I'd bet it all.