The Confessional

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Two rabbis - one Reformed and the other Orthodox - were
discussing their respective congregations one day.

The Reformed rabbi asked the Orthodox leader, "Why don't
you let the men and women of your congregation sit
together, as they do in my temple?"

The Orthodox rabbi - known for his sense of humor -
replied, "If you want to know the truth, I don't really
mind them sitting together at all. But, you see, my
sermons aren't that interesting and I just can't have
them sleeping together"