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Telephonics   Friday, 12/07/07 08:31:20 PM
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THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE
ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for "suck here".

Q : WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A:< Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q : WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...


BONUS QUESTION & ANSWER
What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?






Answer:

Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose



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