Let me guess you're actually a 10 year old and you must resort to name calling.
Twins can keep Santana. Actually I hope he goes to the Red Sox so Henry and his soon to be ex-wife can argue over who gets him in the divorce settlement.
BTW I guess you missed the article about your owner who seems to be pocketing your cash while trading away his talent.
For those who understand no explanation is needed, ...For those who don't none will.