Rants and Raves

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Blonde Cook Book

MONDAY:

It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel
food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs
separately. The neighbours were nice enough to
loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:

Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe
said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress.
What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home
for supper.

WEDNESDAY:

A good day for rice. The recipe said wash
thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed
kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it
improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:

Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new
recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss
on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.
Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was
rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put
all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must
have been something wrong with this recipe. When
I got back, everything was the same as when I
left.

SATURDAY:

Bob did the shopping today and brought home a
chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday
(oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to
ten.

SUNDAY:

Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve
roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly
I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in
the oven and set the controls for roast. It
still came out hamburger, much to my disappoint-
ment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.

This has been a very exciting week. I am eager
for tomorrow tocome so I can try out a new recipe
on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I
would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.