Rants and Raves

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Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an
old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to
himself. One day he rented out his boat to a
group of out-of-staters who ended up sinking it.
He spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff
as he could from the sunken vessel and was out
of touch all that day and most of the evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife had
died suddenly in his absence.

When he got back on shore he went into town to
pick up a few things at the grocery. A kind old
woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm
so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat
said, "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be
rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and
she smelled like old dead fish. She was always
holding water. She had a bad crack in the back
and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every
time I used her, her hole got bigger and she
leaked like crazy."

"I guess what finally finished her off was when
I rented her to those four guys looking for a
good time. I warned them that she wasn't very
good and that she smelled bad. But they wanted
her anyway. The damn fools tried to get in her
all at one time and she split right up the
middle."

The old woman fainted.